A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

Taoism: S#!+ happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, 'S#!+ Happens'
Calvinism: S#!+ happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism: If S#!+ happens, it really isn't S#!+.
Seventh Day Adventist: No S#!+ on Saturdays.
Zen: What is the sound of S#!+ happening?
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good S#!+ happening.
Hinduism: This S#!+ happened before.
Mormon: This S#!+ is going to happen again.
Islam: If S#!+ happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies: Only happy S#!+ really happens.
Storcism: This S#!+ is good for me.
Protestantism: Let the S#!+ happen to someone else.
Catholicism: S#!+ happens because you are BAD.
Hare Krishna: S#!+ happens rama rama.
Judaism: Why does this S#!+ always happen to US?
Zoroastrianism: S#!+ happens half the time.
Christian Science: S#!+ is in your mind.
Atheism: S#eeit.
Existentialism: What is S#!+ anyway?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this S#!+


Another Unknown Author had this comparison, Again not to hurt any one