Friday, July 22, 2011

Spouse

A young lady visited the matchmaker for marriage, and requested
'I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.

' The matchmaker said, 'your requirements, please?'

Lady replied 'Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, nice talking. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.'

The matchmaker listened carefully and replied, 'I understand you need television not spouse.

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