One fine day while making a breakfast of fried eggs;
Suddenly husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful Put in some more butter! Oh goodness! "You're cooking TOO MANY!! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! "WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Don't forget to salt them. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feel like when I'm driving."
Read and Published in public interest to Drive Safely ;)
Suddenly husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful Put in some more butter! Oh goodness! "You're cooking TOO MANY!! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! "WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Don't forget to salt them. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feel like when I'm driving."
Read and Published in public interest to Drive Safely ;)
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